This makes me happy

MY MOM WON’T BE HERE THIS WEEKEND PARTY AT MY HOUSE TOO BAD I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS TURN UP WITH MY STUFF ANIMALS I GUESS

I got friends all over the world except where I live 

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

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swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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communymph:

williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

this is my life

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communymph:

williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

this is my life

macarena-of-time:

turn ons: free shipping

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exhists:

sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50 

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Anonymous:
ALL

YAYYY thanks i finally have something to do

kill your curiosity
  • 1. Last kiss- Never Kissed anyone
  • 2. Last phone call- MY cousin 
  • 3. Last text message- My mom
  • 4. Last song you listened to- Moment for life
  • 5. Last time you cried- I got short term memory don’t remember
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 6. Dated someone twice- I’ve never dated anyone
  • 7. Been cheated on—- LOL I’ve never dated anyone
  • 8. Self harmed- Nope
  • 9. Lost someone special- YES
  • 10. Been depressed- YUP
  • 11. Been drunk and threw up— I Dont drink
  • THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
  • 12. had sex— LOL 19 year old virgin and counting
  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?—- -0
  • 15. Made a new friend- Nope
  • 17. Laughed until you cried— I make myself laugh
  • 18. Met someone who changed you— Nope I’m real no one will ever change I change them
  • 19. Found out who your true friends were— LOL well i have no friends so I guess
  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you— I’m a celebrity of course every hour of the day
  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday- Sleep
  • 27. What time did you wake up today- 7:20am
  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for— L.A Baby
  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time-
  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life— Nothing
  • 32. What are you listening to right now— Fergie
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?—- DAMMIT I’m a Virgin
  • 34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now— YO MOMMMA
  • 35. Most visited webpage- OH COMMON
  • 36. Favorite colour- LIME
  • 37. Nicknames
  • 38. Relationship Status— VIRGIN and SINGLE 4 LYFEE
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  • 48. What do you like about yourself
  • I get respected
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 76. Kissed a stranger- NOPE
  • 77. Drank hard liquor- NOPE
  • 78. Lost glasses/contacts- NOPE
  • 79. Had sex- OMG I”M A VIRGIN LEAVE ME ALONE
  • 80. Broken someone’s heart— EVERYDAY MY LOOKS SIKE NAH NEVER
  • 82. Been arrested
  • 83. Turned someone down— I GUESS
  • 84. Cried when someone died- OF COURSE
  • 85. Fallen for a friend— NOPE
  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
  • 86. Yourself— YUP
  • 87. Miracles— God’s Miracles
  • 88. Love at first sight— NOPE
  • 89. Heaven- YUP
  • 90. Santa Clause- WHO THAT
  • 91. Kiss on the first date- NOPE
  • 92. Angels- YUP
  • 93. How would you label yourself?- REALEST BITCH ON THE STREET
  • 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For- MYSELF FAMILY MADRE STRANGERS PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP
  • 95. Did you sing today— NOPE
  • 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For— TO INSPIRE
  • 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?— NAH 
  • 100. Do you like the way you look?— I’m getting there accepting myself