stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

  • to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  • to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  • to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
  • to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
  • to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

  • to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 

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if someone gave you $200 because “you’re ugly” would you take the money?👀

dreamsandpuzzles:

jchamphero:

epic-e:

rae-of-sunshiine:

midknyghtwolf:

ooweeshenadi:

.. yes

Really quick

Of course. I’ve got nothing else to lose.

So fast! Who u tellin!

I’m ugly to them not to me so where my money at????

I’m hideous I deserve $400

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lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

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whjat:

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

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whjat:

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

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clem-style:

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